For those of you concerned about 10-year-old Phallus-gate, I have an update on the situation.
As of today, phallicroadtrip.com appears as the third search result to the phrase ‘phallus 10 year old.’
No, we are not proud; but I predicted this would happen.
Who could possibly be ahead of us? The BBC. Sick bastards.
To their credit, the linked site has the title “Ancient phallus unearthed in cave.” Seems legit.