As mentioned in the previous post, Christopher “I Heart Food More Than Sex” Cona and Justin “I Have Better Success With Sandwiches Than Ladies” Malenius, have agreed to a battle of epic proportions that will take place next Friday, June 27th.
The only specifics about the competition so far, are that Chris and I will try to out eat each other in a battle of In-N-Out Double cheeseburgers, served animal style.
The specifics on amount of time allotted and other rules are still being negotiated and will be reported as soon as they are agreed upon by the media (John and Phil) and the contestants. We also will be working on a live blog that will give you — the Phallic Road Trip audience — coverage of the gluttonous event.
May God have mercy on both Chris and my soul’s cholesterol levels.