It’s been decided. This Friday, at noon Pacific Time (3 PM Eastern for those who, are bad at math) Chris and I will compete to see who can eat the most In-N-Out Double-Double burgers (animal style, of course) in 45 minutes. During this process the media (John and Phil) will be not only be officiating the battle, but also will be giving live updates on this site of the contest.
Statistics of the Eaters:
Chris “Money” Cona
Age: 22
Hair: None
Hometown: Bellmore, NY
Favorite Food: Sam’iches
Past Eating Accolades:
* Helped complete The World at the International Diner (A sundae made of approx. 40 scoops of ice cream and all the toppings)
* Numerous pork binges
* Insatiable love of Frosty Beverages
Justin “Golden Boy” Malenius
Age: 22
Hair: Golden Blond
Hometown: Wheaton, IL
Favorite Food: Burgers
Past Eating Accolades:
* Defeated Chris Szorc in an IHOP pancake eating contest with a score of 9.5 pancakes to 4
* 2-time eater of a 1-pound Cheeseburger
* Member of Clean Plate Club since age 6
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Chris and I have started training and will continue to train up until the event. We will have an official weigh-in this Thursday and the results will be posted here.
Stay tuned for updates and interviews.
The Phallic Road Trip 
This is not going to end well.. Chris so help me god if you have a heart attack I’m covering up why it happened
Dude, I never knew you contributed to a World at International. That thing is no joke. Likewise Justin with the one-pounders, especially given Clean Plate Club membership. And you should’ve seen the look of pure horror on Lou’s face when I first told him of this plan. Anyways, good luck to both of you and please don’t die.
I don’t know exactly what to say here…..good luck? Don’t die? A certain scene from se7en seems to come to mind here……you gluttons.