The Golden Boy has suffered a major setback in his preparation for Friday’s bout.
Instead of using water to stretch his stomach, as is common in competitive eating, the Golden Boy opted for white wine. While providing a more enjoyable drinking experience, the wine also comes with serious risks according to the AMA. If consumed in the quantities needed for stomach stretching, alcoholic beverages can cause a reversal of fortune.
Golden Boy experienced this first hand last night as he fell to the bathroom floor in agony. Witnesses heard him groan, “I may never eat again.”
At this point, Golden Boy is recovering well and is expected to compete as scheduled.
Competitive eating analysts have speculated that this could help C$C in upsetting the favorite. C$C, however, has disputed the odds makers from the beginning stating, “I was never behind. This bitch is going down.”
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